GREG SWAN

No, I didn’t steal you any gold. But I did take a few photos while driving past the Fort Knox Gold Depository — scared just a bit that I would be instantly pulled over and detained.

I stayed at the Courtyard Marriott Hotel near the Louisville, KY airport. It was a nice enough room.

As is my habit these days, I noted a quick TP Report for my pal Ed.

And then I went straight over to the desk chair for my third-ever Hotel Business Chair Report. So far, the W Hotel in Manhattan earned a D+. The Hilton Norfolk Airport earned a B+.

But neither of these hotels had anything on the chair I found in Courtyard Marriott, Louisville, KY Room 203…

Look closely at the cushion there…

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s a skidmark. Can I give out an F-? Yes. Yes, I can.