These Lyrics Do Not Exist: Remember This Person Does Not Exist, a tool that creates lifelike photos of people who do not existing using artificial intelligence algorithm called generative adversarial networks (GANs)? Well now there’s These Lyrics Do Not Exist, an AI neural network that generates complete original song lyrics for any topic – including an original chorus and verses. Happy songwriting!
Here’s my name as a sad country song…
Verse 1
They got her out of there as fast as Greg could
But Greg had big plans
But there in the street
Greg broke her heart
Pre-Chorus
But Greg got back up and Greg owns this whole town
Greg got rid of the needles, club same color as blood
Chorus
Well, my father, Greg worked all his life
And Greg asked that we use only half of his clothes
So my mother she took the other half
Some say Greg tried, and Greg lied
Verse 2
Greg did a lot of things with sugar
Greg forgot some things that I said
Western, Greg swore
Western, Greg swore
Pre-Chorus
That country boy Greg used to say
Farther away from here and now
Chorus
Well, my father, Greg worked all his life
And Greg asked that we use only half of his clothes
So my mother she took the other half
Some say Greg tried, and Greg lied
Bridge
Some nights Greg could sing me
Some nights Greg could lead me
Chorus
Well, my father, Greg worked all his life
And Greg asked that we use only half of his clothes
So my mother she took the other half
Some say Greg tried, and Greg lied
Created by TheseLyricsDoNotExist.com generation number #367938
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GREG SWAN 