Dude has a laptop with internet in his cab. Surfing while driving! He’s lecturing us on not know how fast our internet is at home. He’s at 4.9 MB on his mobile connection. “You know how much you paid for gas, but you don’t know your upload speed?”
I told him he should have a heads-up display so he wouldn’t have to keep looking down while driving. “I’ll kick you out of this cab right now for sarcasm, boy!”