At breakfast this morning I joined a random table and chatted up the guys sitting there. What luck!
I met Ryan Evans! YES – the Ryan Evans, who is seeking your vote. He promises to change…nothing!
Here’s his platform:
Don’t Change a Thing
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
You helped Ryan Evans get his job back. Now it’s time to help him save America. From change.
I strongly believe in the platform that I am running. Here are some details:
- * Financial Situation: What financial situation? Don’t Change a Thing!
- * Underwear: Four words – Don’t Change a Thing!
- * Environment: The environment changes enough. Don’t Change a Thing!
- * Social Security: Who needs money when they get old? Bill Gates doesn’t, why should you? Don’t Change a Thing!
- * Your Mind: Let your mind do its own thing. You don’t need to change it. Don’t Change a Thing!
Super great guy, and most importantly, he’s for promoting the status quo. Learn more here.