Ash Borer Tree Care and Lawn litters on foreclosed house next door

Carver-based Ash Borer Tree and Lawn littered a flyer on the foreclosed house next door, even though the property is clearly in foreclosure and vacant. I still don’t understand why Chaska Police can’t enforce littering laws on companies like this one, Qwest Dex, Sarpinos, SW Metro Transit, Chaska Fire Department and other businesses who continue to dump their trash on vacant properties.

I added this as an update to the 110 N Pine St. saga.

Garage Sale Gold!

I scored this sweet Commodores LP on vinyl this weekend.

My coworkers are super jealous…well, they should be.

Camping, s’mores and no girls! Yes!

Canada is actually a different country

Outside the toilet paper folding report, I did actually spend some quality time in Toronto a couple weeks ago.

Although I know inherently that Canada is a different country, I wasn’t really prepared for international travel. Maybe it’s because Minnesota is so close to Canada. Maybe it’s because Toronto is so much like any American metro city. But things were a bit different.

For starters:
No clue how to read this

Also, I neglected to notify my cell provider that I was traveling internationally, and because it was Sunday, it took almost an hour negotiating between my employer and the network to get it turned on for international roaming.

And then I went up to the CN Tower – 1500 feet tall.

CN Tower

CN Tower

It was tall. Period.

View of downtown from CN Tower

Plane taking off, CN Tower

The visitor center boasted of all sorts of different records that had been broken…
Spiderman

Including some really impresive ones…like the record for World’s Longest Yodel.

Critical facts

There was a sweet glass floor you could walk on, too.

Glass floor, CN Tower

View through glass floor, CN Tower

Lake Ontario was gorgeous.

Schooner at Lake Ontario

Not all police in Canada ride horses.

Where's the horse?

Dundas Square is SWEET.

Busker in Dundas Square

And there were buskers galore…

Busker

Overall, a great trip. The city was clean, safe and walkable. I’d love to go back and spend more time in Toronto.

This is what summer is all about

The knees of a four year-old

I learned to ride my bike on a gravel road, and I wasn’t very good at it. My wife’s playground was a gravel and pavement-lined coop. Between the two of us, our childhood knees were basically scraped, bleeding and/or bruised constantly.

Add the family history to the fact he’s a total boy’s boy, and we shouldn’t be surprised our almost-four-year-old’s knees have been badly battered, smashed and sliced for almost a month straight.

Grant and I’ve been doing a lot of outside projects the last three days, so he has had ample opportunity to rip his legs up. On top of two bandages already, tonight he tripped on our asphalt alley and cut a hole in his left knee. That one merited a special trip to the drugstore just to restock the giant knee band-aids necessary to quell the gushers. They were buy one, get one, so I loaded up. It’s not like he and his brother won’t need them.

SW Metro Transit litters on foreclosed house next door

It is utterly obvious nobody lives at this house, yet the corporate litter spam continues to pile up. Guilty parties to-date include Sarpinos, Chaska Fire Department, Qwest Dex (x2) and now SW Metro Transit.

Qwest Dex litters phone books on foreclosed house next door

For the second year in a row…and it’s just the latest in 18 months of buck-passing

Update:
Got this comment on my posterous post about this.:

Hello, Steph here from Qwest, I am sorry to see that there have been so many telephone books delivered to this empty home. Here is a location where people can opt out of deliveries of local phone books. http://www.ypassociation.org/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Environmental1&Template=/CustomSource/ZipSearch.cfm
I hope this is helpful,

thank you

Steph Lake
Manager, Talk To Qwest Team
“At Qwest your account information is confidential and protected by law, so I need your permission to access the account.”

LOL – so the neighbor has to call Qwest? Nice.

I left this comment over there:

Thanks for the comment, Steph. So you’re saying it’s my responsibility (the next door neighbor) to opt out a foreclosed home from Qwest Dex phone book spam? Why doesn’t Qwest just *not* deliver to vacant properties? Especially those covered in “Foreclosed” and “Do Not Enter” signs?

Update:
So I visited the link, it led to a toll free number. I talked to Sarah at Qwest (wouldn’t give me an extension or ID #), who said without the home phone number there, there’s nothing they can do to stop them. Nice x2.

Hey Steph Lake, I called your toll free number, and they said they can’t stop the deliveries without a home phone number. How would you like a company to litter all over the vacant properties in your neighborhood?

I asked them if there was an address for a Qwest property I go could litter them. The gal laughed and wished me a happy day.

Update
New comment from Steph over at Posterous.

I agree they shouldn’t deliver to empty homes, especially if it seems obvious that it is empty. If you can send me the physical address of the home I can see what we can do to request no more deliveries. Thank you My address is talktous@qwest.com
Steph Lake
Manager, Talk To Qwest Team
“At Qwest your account information is confidential and protected by law, so I need your permission to access the account.”

Here are a couple clues that the property is foreclosed and vacant:

I e-mailed them with the address and the pictures.

[address] is a foreclosed property and completely vacant, yet you’ve delivered phone books to this property two years in a row. I called last year, and yet you littered a SACK of phone books at the front door again this year.

I was told to call your toll free number, and Sarah (wouldn’t give her extension or ID#) said without a phone number they can’t guarantee the delivery will be stopped. That’s ridiculous.

As the next door neighbor, I shouldn’t have to pick up corporate litter that blows into my lawn from Qwest littering paper on a vacant property. All that I’m asking is for you to take them off your delivery route until someone moves in to handle their own phone book spam issues

I guess we won’t know until next year if Qwest took them off. Hopefully the property isn’t still vacant by then, but if it is, I’ll be watching.

I went ahead and opted out of the unwanted paper directory spam myself here. “Sarah the Mystery Customer Service Rep” said you have to opt-out every year, so I’ll probably end up like Ed with an opt-out notice AND the books next year.

Grreat.

Update
We moved the conversation over to Twitter:

  • @gregswan: Going back and forth w/ @talktoqwest about Qwest littering books at foreclosed neighbor. Can’t opt-out w/o phone #! http://bit.ly/qwestdex
  • @TalkToQwest: @gregswan It’s not qwest. The directory is owned by DEX, its the directory that we recommend. We have offered to assist you if needed.
  • @gregswan: @TalkToQwest I would like assistance stopping the delivery of phone book spam to vacant properties. I was told you can’t w/o a phone number.
  • @TalkToQwest: @gregswan Qwest isn’t dropping these, DEX is. We’ll contact DEX, Please email the address to talktous@Qwest.com, we can contact DEX Directly
  • @gregswan: @TalkToQwest I already e-mailed you the address. Dex needs the Qwest phone number. I need your litter to stop blowing into my yard.
  • @TalkToQwest: @gregswan Okay, looks like we have the email. I will contact DEX and attempt to get them to stop delivering the DEX phone books, Thanks.
  • @gregswan: @TalkToQwest Thanks. Seems like better policy for Dex to *not* deliver phone books to vacant properties than spend so much effort on 1 house
  • @TalkToQwest: @gregswan Okay, I sent DEX a request via the “contact us” option and asked them to remove the address. Hope this does the trick.

LOL. I could’ve done that. I went ahead and e-mailed them (DirectoryRequests@dexknows.com), too.

Update
E-mail from Qwest:

With all due respect, this is not a Qwest issue, but a DEX issue. We do not hire or instruct or any way shape or form instruct DEX on how to contract and have this product distributed in any manner shape or way that would be indicative of the post you have suggested so far.

In all fairness, I understand how this upsets you but think that your anger is misdirected.

That said, this is a product that we prefer to recommend for its intended use and does carry our name as a recommended provider and as such I will contact them in an attempt to have the delivery discontinued.

Going forward, if there are any other concerns with services that are actually Qwest related, I would be happy to assist you in any way that I can.

Sincerely,

Steve Schwartz
Mgr, Talk To Qwest Team

That’s hilarious, because Qwest came to me offering help and apologies — not Dex — so I just assumed with all this back and forth that they had a stake in it.

Thanks for the note. With Qwest left comments on my blog apologizing and referring me to opt-out #’s, you can see why I would assume you two worked together. I sent Dex a note, as well. -G.

So the buck has been passed on responsibilities with this house yet again.

Toilet paper folding, Canadian style

Adding to the archives, here’s a toilet paper fold from the Sheraton Centre Toronto Hotel.

Toilet Paper Fold at Sheraton Centre, Toronto, Canada

It’s essentially fine, but just a little off. Just like every Canadian I know.

Memorial Day Project: Staining the Fence

Last summer my dad and I built an epic fence along the back of property. For my birthday that fall, he bought me three gallons of Behr wood stain sealer and left his sprayer for me. We were still adjusting to Baby #2, and the project just never happened before it snowed.

Fast forward eight months, and it was a Memorial Day project in the making.

Before:
Fence Stain: Before

After:
Fence Stain: After

Halfway:
Fence Stain: Halfway

What you can’t tell from the pictures is that a shadowbox fence is super hard to stain. Each board has six sides, and getting an adequate amount of stain between alternating slats without over-coating is practically impossible. And once you finish the front of the fence, you have to do the back. Even 30 feet of fence is a huge undertaking.

The folks at the big box store paint department highly recommended using a nylon foam applicator and doing it all by hand, so that’s how I started. After more than an hour I was only six boards in on one side. As the sun heated up, I started eying the sprayer, and I’m so glad I switched. It may not be coated on as thick or last as long, but it was worth it to get the project complete in just under five hours.

Lessons learned about staining a fence:

  • Don’t shake the stain. Stir it. Bubbles = enemy.
  • Test in the least seen area first. I was very glad I did this as I got used to the nylon pad and then the sprayer.
  • Wear a mask. It seems basic, but I was fairly surprised how much paint covered my respirator mask when I was done.
  • Wear eye protection. Unless you like soaking your eyeglasses in mineral spirits (like I had to do), put your shop goggles on when spraying.
  • Use a cardboard box to cover for overspray. Big boxes for big areas and use a little box in your free hand for little areas.
  • Once you have all your materials out, do more projects. I went ahead and stained my extra piece of fence and a small deck where I keep my grill. I had the sprayer hooked up, mask on and stain mixed up. In hindsight, I would’ve had a few other ideas in the works.

Grant did help me out for about five minutes before declaring the project “boring.” He thought we should get out more colors, like pink and blue. I tried to explain, but then I was boring, too.

That was fine, as it gave the boys a chance to get in some pool time.