Have you noticed flat screens are everywhere?

Even mounted to the columns at St. Patrick’s Cathedral (bonus: Bose speakers).

Canada is actually a different country

Outside the toilet paper folding report, I did actually spend some quality time in Toronto a couple weeks ago.

Although I know inherently that Canada is a different country, I wasn’t really prepared for international travel. Maybe it’s because Minnesota is so close to Canada. Maybe it’s because Toronto is so much like any American metro city. But things were a bit different.

For starters:
No clue how to read this

Also, I neglected to notify my cell provider that I was traveling internationally, and because it was Sunday, it took almost an hour negotiating between my employer and the network to get it turned on for international roaming.

And then I went up to the CN Tower – 1500 feet tall.

CN Tower

CN Tower

It was tall. Period.

View of downtown from CN Tower

Plane taking off, CN Tower

The visitor center boasted of all sorts of different records that had been broken…
Spiderman

Including some really impresive ones…like the record for World’s Longest Yodel.

Critical facts

There was a sweet glass floor you could walk on, too.

Glass floor, CN Tower

View through glass floor, CN Tower

Lake Ontario was gorgeous.

Schooner at Lake Ontario

Not all police in Canada ride horses.

Where's the horse?

Dundas Square is SWEET.

Busker in Dundas Square

And there were buskers galore…

Busker

Overall, a great trip. The city was clean, safe and walkable. I’d love to go back and spend more time in Toronto.

Toilet paper folding, Canadian style

Adding to the archives, here’s a toilet paper fold from the Sheraton Centre Toronto Hotel.

Toilet Paper Fold at Sheraton Centre, Toronto, Canada

It’s essentially fine, but just a little off. Just like every Canadian I know.

Harbor at Hampton, VA

Work took me out east this week. The hotel overlooked Chesapeake Bay, and it was just gorgeous.

It’s been more than a year since I’ve been out here, and I once again had the opportunity to go through one of the Seven Engineering Wonders of the Modern World, the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel…twice!

Westin Arlington Gateway TP Folding

Adding to the archives, here’s a double fold from Westin Arlington Gateway, Arlington, VA, Room 1234:
Westin Arlington Gateway TP Folding

Oh, and check out this beautiful shot I took of the Capitol on Friday:
Capitol

Four Seasons DC Toilet Paper Fold Report

White House Cherry Blossoms
I got to Washington, D.C. this week just in time to watch the cherry blossoms fall. I’ve been here multiple times for business and pleasure, but never actually seen them in full bloom.

I still haven’t, but they do look lovely on the ground.

I’m staying at the Four Seasons for the first half of the week. Although I’ve been chronicling various toilet paper folding techniques from my travels these past two years, this is by far the priciest fold. My expectations were high.

Four Seasons DC TP Folding Report

I don’t know. Personally, I expected something a bit fancier. Perhaps an embossed leaf print or hand-pressed wax seal. Considering how they treat the back-up roll, I don’t think it’s too much to ask.

Four Seasons DC Back-up TP Roll

More photos from my trip here. Wahoo.

Not enough people fly with their cats, really

This lady has 2!

TSA found our kilo of baby food

Just opened our suitcase and found this little prize. We’re so busted, man.

There is cold, and then there is -14 cold

You know that expression: We got so many Xmas presents we had to rent a Uhaul?

Yeah…for real.